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The title says it all. Just post a story of something odd that happened in your life.

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I was playing MapleStory a couple of days ago, and I was talking to one of my friends on there.. When these two guys walk up to me talking to each other.

Guy #1: "Thanks"
Guy #2: "Eh. No problem."

Typical conversations.. UNTIL..

Guy #2: "Wait.. There's something I need to tell you.."
Guy #1: "Really? Me too.."
Guy #2: "Im Gay."
Guy #1: "OMG Me too!!11!"
Me: "WTF?"
Guy #1: "I love you."
Guy #2: "Oh yeah. Call me, honey"
Me: "WTF!? xD"

Imagine how I felt.. These dudes on both sides of me.. I shoulda screenied it, though xD

lol! nice one, let me now... Last year, my school's 8th graders ( us ) went on a trip... My two friends, who happen to be cousins were in the same room, and they decided to come on the terrace NAKED! One entered the terrace, naked, and the other one locked him out... And the worst thing was that on the terrace next to them were 3 girls from a different class, lol!

i lost my math book for school for months. but, i never worry though. so, months have passed by and when it gets to Sunday, i decide to pray to get my book back.

on Monday, some strange guy i don't know in school came to me and asked if a book was mine. i turned the front cover and see my name in it. i say thank you and he walks off.

at times, i feel that God is all i need in life.

the stranger part is that i've prayed three times on Sunday to get my book back. i've gotten it back every time.

Whoa. Lucky book eh? xD

And naked on the terrace? xD

I had lost my book once, but for history. I randomly found it in my locker one day. I guess someone found it and put it back or something.

Two years ago, while I was in school, we had some test, I think... And a sparrow flew in through the window. It started flying all around the classroom, trying to get out, but all the windows except that one were closed, and it just hit the glass, then he flew to the middle of the classroom, and shit all over my jacket : - * ... You go figure!

Nice one.. xD

I was sitting under a tree once, just talking to my friends.. It was windy, so leaves were falling and all.. But there was this damn bird, and I happened to be sitting directly under it. BAP! I felt something hit my head.. Thinking it was another leaf, I brushed it off with my hand.

And then I handed my friend a VERY nice tasting fry. He threw up like crazy and noticed what was on my hand..

"FUCK DUDE!! THAT'S SICK!!" *Kick!*

We laughed afterwards, of course.. xD

And threw a rock at the damn bird.. xD

i'm hoping that whoever put it in your locker was someone you knew? xD

NOT FOR UNDER 18, and maybe not girls...

New Year, 2 a.m., I was out with some of my friends, and there was this man who came up to us and said "Happy New Year, hope you'll stop jacking off, and start fucking something, and my friend accidentally said you too" I was so ROFL, literally!

@Blue

Nice! Was it some random guy? xD

I also hope you ran as far away as you could from him.. xD

Nah, he just went to someone else, and I don't remember seeing him ever, I think he was late 30's

I would LOVE to but this one is Scarring

its SOOOO not meee

Field trip in September last year, 4 a.m., we me and my friends were bored out of our mind, but the teachers didn't let us out... So We got the idea to try to sleepwalk XD, when I say we, I mean I was the only one stupid enough to do it. It took me 10 mins to get the courage. cuz I kept walking to the door and away from them... Suddenly I opened the door and went out, and there was my English teacher ( he's about 30 top ), in his boxers, with his head on a pillow trying to tuck himself in... When he saw me he just said For the Gods sake, get the hell in and let me get some freaking sleep, I was laughing like hell and went in, wish I could repeat that...

LOL teacher probably did not know about it Fatigue LOL

One time when I was living in an apartment with no washer or dryer I was at the laundry mat with my roommate just waiting for things to get done when I tried to scoot forward in the chair. Unfortunately it was one of those cheap crap plastic lawn type chairs and one of the back legs just suddenly snapped. Next thing I knew I was on the floor...didn't really feel anything, didn't hurt; just one moment sitting on the chair the next moment -swoop- I was down! My roommate started freaking out and making a big fuss thinking I probably hurt myself, but I found the situation so funny all I could do was laugh. So there I sat on the floor of the laundry mat laughing.